Guild: Rigel In Pieces
Level: 105.32 (Rank 17)
Account Age: 799 Days
|Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.|
*If you are obsessive compulsive,press 1 repeatedly
*If you are co-dependent,ask someone to press2 for you
*If you have multiple personalities,press3, 4, 5,and6
*If you are paranoid,we know who you are and what you want.Stay on the line and we can trace your call.
*If you are delusional,press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership
*If you are schizophrenic,listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
*If you are depressive,it doesn’t matter which button you press.No one will answer you.
*If you are dyslexic,press69696969.
*If you have a nervous disorder,please fidget with the pound key until the beep,or after the beep.Please wait for the beep.
*If you have short term memory loss,please try your call again later.
*If you have low self esteem,hang up.All our representatives are busy.
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