Guild: Rigel In Pieces
Title/Rank: ♫ ZAZZAZAA ♫
Level: 99.47 (Rank 24)
Expire: 28 May 2018
Account Age: 707 Days
|Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.|
*If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
*If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you
*If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6
*If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we can trace your call.
*If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership
*If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
*If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which button you press. No one will answer you.
*If you are dyslexic, press 69696969.
*If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
*If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our representatives are busy.
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